12/23

Honestly

If you think I’m a sneakerhead

Then you just like don’t really know what a sneakerhead is

Gonna be real w y’all

That quarter zip mom got me for Christmas is so sick

It hella makes me want some more drip

I was hella telling jem about it and she was like yeah

I know

I could hella see you wearing it w those pants and the shoes you just got and I was just like na

I would never wear those shoes w these pants

You know

She like hella owes me a beer shot for how wack that umbrella was

When I made the bet w her too

She was just like you know

You could always just like come back up here for another one and I was just like yeah

I know but you’d still owe me a beer shot

Then it was just like hella broken as soon as I stepped out

The one I’m using now is like hella broken too

The one her client loaned her

That she hella doesn’t want me to lose

When this is hella just like one of those umbrellas

That you just like hella wanna lose

I’m saying like look at this thing

This is like just as good as one of those hats w like a mini umbrella on top

Might as well be a propeller

I’m saying like if I didn’t know any better

You’d get your ass kicked for dawning something like this on the walk anywhere

Speaking of which

This little old Chinese man had me like all the way fucked up on the j train here

Hella leaning into me

Forcing me to take the middle seat

When he just like hella started trying to clip his fingernails

I’m saying like nails flying everywhere until this woman hella told him to watch out

Then when he hella leaned into me again

I told him the same thing and he just like had the most distraught look on his face like wtf

Hella stood up to stand at the center of the car

Looking at me still like wtf

When I’m just like hella looking back at him too like yeah

Wtf

Wtf did you think was gonna happen

This ain’t yo mf house