Sean Combs: The Reckoning

Gonna be real w yall

I can’t believe how much I loved that new Diddy doc on Netflix

Im like now that’s a movie

I’m saying like you could literally watch the entire four episode series in one sitting

I’m saying like bc I hella did

You know what was hella funny to me too

Was how I was just like no way

I’m just gonna like run out to go get some more beer to finish this shit

Only to then

Just like go out and get more beers to finish this shit

Hella late

It was just like hella eye opening to me like damn

So that’s why you were so famous huh

My brother in law was right

You never really had any talent like at all

You just like literally planned all of it that way to make it look like you did

When you never had any

You just like hella used biggies death to launch your own solo debut

Only bc then biggie fans would obviously just be all like well

I guess if there’s no more biggie

Then this is just like the next best thing

In that way

You basically just like hella tricked all of us into liking you

On some next level evil genius marketing shit

You son of a gun

I heard fifty cent hella threatened jay-z the same way too

Like he was hella all like you know I got like all the pieces on you too bitch